Bruce’s famous spin report

Thanks to Bruce here's a spin report from yesterday's spin.

Sunday spin report

Are giant turkeys tastier than humans? 

Mmmm snow.  Myself, Sean and Alan headed up three rock on Sunday morning for a bit of snow messery. Sean developed mechanical problems for the first half of the spin.  It took him about 40 minutes to realise I was holding on to his back wheel every time he went to take-off.  He thought his bike had developed some form of freezing disease.

On the first downhill section through the trees the point and go show was employed, deadly craic.  It reminded me of off-piste skiing.  Then back up to the top of Three Rock and there seemed to be more bikes than walkers. 

A stroll up top the top of Fairy Castle and then a mini-apache off the top in the fresh snow.  Alan being the pillar of sense did not par-take in the snow jumping messing on the way up.  Interesting results, and lucky we were still wearing our helmets.  Take-one off the top didn’t go to well, we ended up lashing into the fresh snow and becoming stuck up to the top of our wheels.  Take-two.  The usual technique was employed: add in some more speed.  The result was carnage.  Lashed down Fairy castle, deadly craic we decided an adventure was on the cards next.  (BLANK  SECTION – don’t ask, I blame Alan)

Eventually back up to the top of Three Rock and lashed down the bone shaker.  Everybody must get up there and do this run in the compacted snow its deadly. 

Only the dinosaurs in Jurassic park have the answer to the question at the start of this report, please can we never mention giant turkeys again.